158+ April Quotes And Saying

April Quotes: A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without profit; change, without progress; inquiry, without an object; putting trust in a stranger and mistaking foes for friends.

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A gush of bird-song, a patter of dew, a cloud, and a rainbow’s warning, Suddenly sunshine and perfect blue, an April day in the morning. — Harriet Prescott Spofford

April Quotes
April Quotes

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. – Walt Disney

Although we may not be perfect, brothers and sisters, we can be worthy: worthy to partake of the sacrament, worthy of temple blessings, and worthy to receive personal revelation. – Becky Craven

And Spring arose on the garden fair, Like the Spirit of Love felt everywhere; And each flower and herb on Earth’s dark breast rose from the dreams of its wintry rest. – Percy Bysshe Shelley

April. The month of dust and lies. ― Naguib Mahfouz

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April comes like an idiot, babbling and stewing flowers. – Edna St. Vincent Millay

APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.  ― Ambrose Bierce

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. – William Shakespeare

April is a promise that May is bound to keep. — Hal Borland

April Quotes
April Quotes

April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. – T.S. Eliot

April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks, ‘Go. – Christopher Morley

April showers bring forth May flowers. – Proverb

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April this year, not otherwise Than April of a year ago Is full of whispers, full of sighs, Dazzling mud and dingy snow; Hepaticas that pleased you so Are here again, and butterflies. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

April Quotes
April Quotes

April was just beginning, and after the warm spring day it turned cooler, slightly frosty, and a breath of spring could be felt in the soft, cold air.  ―Anton Chekov

April, the angel of the months, the young love of the year. – Vita Sackville-West

As time passed between us, I realized I never met a person like you before ‘A fool’. Happy April Fools’ Day!

At home, I have an of April 21, 1986, the issue of ‘Sports Illustrated.’ I’m on the cover with the blurb, ‘Can Lou Do It?’ I’d just arrived at Notre Dame, and with spring football underway, I was the focal point of that week’s coverage. – Lou Holtz

Behold, my friends, the spring is home; the earth has gladly received the embraces of the sun, and we shall soon see the results of their love. – Sitting Bull

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Believe nothing and trust no one. Today is April Fool’s Day.

But it is a sort of April-weather life that we lead in this world. A little sunshine is generally the prelude to a storm. — William Cowper

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? – Neltje Blanchan

Come, fill the Cup, and in the Fire of Spring The Winter Garment of Repentance fling: The Bird of Time has but a little way To fly–and Lo! the Bird is on the Wing. – Omar Khayyám

April Quotes
April Quotes

Dear bestie, I just wanted you to know that today is your day. Therefore, I am here to wish you a Happy April Fools’ Day.

Dear friend, people like you make me realize, I am still intelligent and smarter than many of you. Happy April Fools’ Day.

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Do you believe in God? It’s okay, you can believe for the two of you. You have lost somebody, and you are hurting, but you will get through this. You can survive this. You are strong. It’s okay. You are going to be okay, I promise.

April Quotes
April Quotes

Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy. – Robert A. Heinlein

Earth may stop rotating but your brain will never start working!

Elections should be held on April 16th- the day after we pay our income taxes. That is one of the few things that might discourage politicians from being big spenders. – Thomas Sowell

Even the gods love jokes. – George Orwell

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Even though I’m bitter over losing, even though I’m depressed, even though my ankle hurts, and my eyes are smeared with tears…even though I’ve never felt worse…I wonder why the stars are sparkling like this. – Tsubaki Sawabe

Every tear is answered by a blossom, every sigh with songs and laughter blent. Apple-blooms upon the breezes toss them. April knows her own and its content. – Susan Coolidge

Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up.

Fools make fool of themselves until they get fooled by some other fool.

April Quotes
April Quotes

For April sobs while these are so glad / April weeps while these are so gay,— / Weeps like a tired child who had, / Playing with flowers, lost its way. – Helen Hunt Jackson

For, as when the red-cheeked, dancing girls, April and May, trip home to the wintry, misanthropic woods; even the barest, ruggedest, most thunder-cloven old oak will at least send forth some few green sprouts, to welcome such glad-hearted visitants. — Herman Melville

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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool’s joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.

God made day light and called it the Sun. God made entertainment and named it as Fun. God made night light and named it the Moon. But then He made you and named it a Cartoon. Wish you a Happy April Fools’ Day

April Quotes
April Quotes

Good made daylight which is called sun and brightness at night which is called the moon and then he made a fool and that is you….. Happy Fool’s Day!!!

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. ―Charles Lamb

Hey, Ann, are you still a nurse, or did they fire you because you slept with all the doctors?

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Hey, you are the most beautiful, wonderful and colorful among all the fools out there. I wish you a Happy April Fools’ Day.

Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons. — April Ludgate

I am not solicitous to examine particularly everything here, which indeed could not be done in fifty years, because my desire is to make all possible discoveries and return to your Highnesses, if it pleases our Lord, in April. – Christopher Columbus

I am your chief resident, you need to listen to what I say!

April Quotes
April Quotes

I bought the seamstress for you. You will look pretty for my wedding.This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. – Mark Twain

I declare everything you are saying is stupid. — April Ludgate

I did not know a miracle could be so boring.

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I have never come across a person who is as smart, as beautiful, as intelligent as you. I just wanted to wish you Happy April Fool’s Day.

April Quotes
April Quotes

I Hope Life Isn’t a Big Joke, Because I Don’t Get It. – Jack Handey

I just wanted to remind you that today is your day and you are making it a perfect one just by being you. Happy April Fool’s Day.

I Like this quote I dislike this quote“And not a girl goes walking, Along the Cotswold lanes; But knows men’s eyes in April, Are quicker than their brain. –  John Drinkwater

I like your romance, your love, your passion, also your foolishness. Happy April Fools’ Day!

I love the season well When forest glades are teeming with bright forms, Nor dark and many-folded clouds foretell The coming of storms. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I missed a little step, one simple step. When we follow the protocols we don’t skip steps. People live, simple as that. You know you’re right. I probably won’t be chief resident, but the checklists work. You can’t tell me they don’t.

I really only listen to, like, German death reggae, Halloween sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously. — April Ludgate

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I was born to be funny until I was made fun of.

I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Ann. — April Ludgate

If April showers should come your way, they bring the flowers that bloom in May. — Buddy de Sylva

If we are not careful in living our covenants with exactness, our casual efforts may eventually lead us into forbidden paths… – Becky Craven

If you can’t take a joke, you shouldn’t make one.

In April 1975 I was born and the Vietnam War ended. I could not let any American die in the war before seeing an episode of Scrubs.  – Zach Braff

In April 2006, a Dutch court ordered that I leave my safe-home that I was renting from the State. The judge concluded that my neighbors had a right to argue that they felt unsafe because of my presence in the building. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali

April Quotes
April Quotes

Is this gonna be one of those cool bachelorette parties where things get out of control and we murder someone and then we all have to take a blood oath to never reveal our secret?

Isn’t it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool’s Day and ends with cries of “May Day!?

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. – Confucius

It is best to be born in April or August when the life-giving Sun is in its exaltation sign Aries or Leo, it’s home, for then we enter the sea of life on the crest-wave and are backed in the battle of existence by an abundant fund of vim and energy. – Max Heindel

It is hard to understand all the reasons why some people take another path. The best we can do in these circumstances is just to love and embrace them, pray for their well-being, and seek the Lord’s help to know what to do and say. Sincerely rejoice with them in their successes; be their friends and look for the good in them. We should never give up on them but preserve our relationships. Never reject or misjudge them. I just love them! – Elder Ulisses Soares

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It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. – Rainer Maria Rilke

It takes courage to make a fool of yourself and YOU have already done a good job.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. ― George Orwell

I’d wish you a happy birthday but I can’t tell if Facebook is making an April Fool’s joke.

I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please. — April Ludgate

April Quotes
April Quotes

I’m just gonna live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross.

I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan.

I’m not board-certified and I’m not a virgin!

I’m not going to rearrange the whole surgical schedule because you’re having girl problems. Suck it up!

I’ve always believed that a lot of the trouble in the world would disappear if we were talking to each other instead of about each other. (April 11, 1984) –  Ronald Reagan

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Just living is not enough, One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. – Hans Christian Andersen

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed. – Mark Twain

April Quotes
April Quotes

Let’s use April Fools as a cover for numerous sexual harassment violations.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.” –  Helen Keller

Life is like that. You will have a miscarriage, or three. You will do everything right and still fail. You will make a mistake and humble yourself and apologize, only to have someone you love to cut you out of their life anyway. – Christa C. Hogan

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Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length, the season of summer does come – Thomas Carlyle

Maybe there’s only a dark road up ahead. But you still have to believe and keep going. Believe that the stars will light your path, even a little bit. – Kaori Miyazono

Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives. – William Shakespeare

April Quotes
April Quotes

Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.  – Horace

My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him. – Loretta Lynn

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New beings born in creation’s awe Accenting how everything changes, What other miracles have yet to appear? – Randy Shingler

April Quotes
April Quotes

Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fools.

Now, I don’t know what personal stuff is going on between the two of you exactly, but whatever it is, I will not allow it to compromise my patient, his care, or his penis. And for what it’s worth, I think you two are good together. Also, Catherine Avery is my mother-in-law, so I’ll call her any damn time I feel like it!

O Day after day we can’t help growing older. Year after year spring can’t help seeming younger. Come let’s enjoy our winecup today, Nor pity the flowers fallen.- Wang Wei

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Oh, 1994, April 27. There won’t be a day like that ever again. I mean, the sky was blue, with a blueness that had never been there before. — Desmond Tutu

Oh, the lovely fickleness of an April day! – William Hamilton Gibson

Oh, to be in England now that April’s there. – Robert Browning

Old April wanes and her last dewy morn / Her death-bed steeps in tears; to hail the May / New blooming blossoms ‘neath the sun are born, / And all poor April’s charms are swept away. – John Clare

April Quotes
April Quotes

On April Fools’ Day, showcase your wit and humor with these quotes. If you are a prankster, play a harmless prank, and tease your friends. If you are not a prankster, beware of those who are. – Mark Twain

One of the reasons I was so proud to be born on April 3, is because I am such a big fan of yours. – Wayne Newton

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Plunge into the deep without fear, with the gladness of April in your heart. – RABINDRANATH TAGORE

April Quotes
April Quotes

Remember that a single mom is just like any other mom and that our number one priority is till our kids. Any parent does whatever it takes for their kids and a single mother is no different. – Paula Miranda

Remember, happiness doesn’t depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think. — Dale Carnegie

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15. – Ronald Reagan

Snow in April is abominable,” said Anne. “Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss. ― L.M. Montgomery

So ephemeral and weak. But it’s shining with all its might. Thump, Thump, like a heartbeat. This is the light of life.– Kaori Miyazono

Some are kissing mothers, and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. – Pearl S. Buck

Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.  – Akash B Chandran

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. –  Doug Larson

Spring would not be spring without bird songs. –  Francis M. Chapman

Sure, I know that I have no right to be feeling this way. But I still don’t like it! I just don’t like it. We were always together. I was always by his side. During the time of joy, and grief as well. But…I realize he’s far away from me now… I’m not by his side…there’s somebody else there.  – Tsubaki Sawabe

Sweet April showers do spring May flowers. – Thomas Tusser

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Sweet April! Many a thought Is wedded unto thee, as hearts are wed. Nor shall they fail, till, to its autumn brought, life’s golden fruit is shed. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

April Quotes
April Quotes

Sweet April’s tears, Dead on the hem of May. – Alexander Smith

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. – Will Rogers

The airsoft as that of Seville in April, and so fragrant that it was delicious to breathe it. — Christopher Columbus

The April winds are magical, And thrill our tuneful frames; The garden walks are passional To bachelors and dames. —Ralph Waldo Emerson

The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) aired a documentary . . . about Spaghetti growers in Switzerland―on April 1, 1957.. Soon after the broadcast, the BBC received phone calls from viewers eager to know if spaghetti really grew on trees and how they might grow a spaghetti tree of their own.  ― Leland Gregory

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created spring. – Bernard Williams

The earth laughs with flowers. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

The exact day I became a poet was April 1, 1965, the day I bought my first typewriter. — August Wilson

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. – Mark Twain

The flower doesn’t dream of the bee, it blossoms and the bee comes. – Mark Nepo

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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. – Eleanor Roosevelt

April Quotes
April Quotes

The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. – Thomas Shadwell

The journey and excursions in Mexico which have originated the narrative and remarks contained in this volume were made in the months of March, April, May, and June of 1856, for the most part on horseback. – Edward Burnett Tylor

The most beautiful springs are those that come after the most horrible winters! –  Mehmet Murat ildan

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less. — Socrates

The sun was warm but the wind was chill. You know how it is with an April day. When the sun is out and the wind is still, You’re one month on in the middle of May. But if you so much as dare to speak, a cloud come over the sunlit arch, And wind comes off a frozen peak, And you’re two months back in the middle of March.-  Robert Frost

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. – Myra Cohn Livingston

The U.S. tax code was written by students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail. – P. J. O’ROURKE

The world is its own magic.― Shunryu Suzuki

Things were just going fine until I realized that it’s April Fool’s Day.

Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go! — April Ludgate

Was I able to live inside someone’s heart? Was I able to live inside your heart? Do you think you’ll remember me at least a little? You’d better not hit “reset!” Don’t forget me, okay? That’s a promise, okay? I’m glad it’s you, after all. Will I reach you? I hope I can reach you. – Kaori Miyazono

We aim above the mark to hit the mark. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident. – Anonymous

April Quotes
April Quotes

We can rationalize all we want, but the fact is, there is not the right way to do the wrong thing! – Becky Craven

We can’t possibly have a summer love. So many people have tried that the name’s become proverbial. Summer is only the unfulfilled promise of spring, a charlatan in place of the warm balmy nights I dream of in April. It’s a sad season of life without growth…It has no day. ― F. Scott Fitzgerald

We don’t get to choose who we fall in love with. If we did, the world would have fewer single mothers.  – Margaret A. Belt

We know nothing about caregiving for the dying or death. No matter who you are or how intelligent you maybe unless you are a medical doctor, you are not prepared. – Sturm Enrich

We may encounter defeats but we must not be defeated. – Maya Angelou

What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make. — Jane Goodall

What’s the matter is that you keep holding me like this delicate flower that’s gonna break every time you look at me. That is what is the matter.

When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool’s sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. ―Alan Alda

When in Doubt, Make a Fool of Yourself. – Cynthia Heimel

When we honor our covenants and strive to be more like our Savior, we are entitled to a constant stream of divine guidance through the influence and inspiration of the Holy Ghost. – Brook P. Hales

Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right. — Henry Ford

Why are people so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31-day March.

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Winter’s done, and April’s in the skies, Earth, look up with laughter in your eyes! – Charles G.D. Roberts

April Quotes
April Quotes

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. –Plato

With the coming of spring, I am calm again. –  GUSTAV MAHLER

Within her tender eye; The heaven of April, with its changing light. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You achieve something by setting yourself a clear standard of excellence, or a mission, or a statement about the way the world should be, and then fighting to meet it. That’s it. Nothing more. – Jon Westenberg

You are extremely important and essential for my existence. I cannot imagine living even one single day without you….. You are my life and just cannot imagine my life without you. Oops, don’t think I am talking about you as I was talking about Oxygen which is so much essential. Happy April Fools’ Day!

You are funny, obsessed, over-caring, and loving. Now readjust the first alphabets. Happy April Fools’ Day!

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. – ABRAHAM LINCOLN

You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end of the day make your status say, ‘April Fools!

Yup, believe it: I was born on March 28, yet my name is April. – Sarah Mlynowski